Dear Mor Jesus Christ Mor, what are you like. Thank God I wasn’t with you. So are you still walking around all gummy? Mind you, I bet you could give a powerful suck. Love Myf #myfanwyandmorwenna #falseteeth #gummy #powerfulsuck #myfandmor
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Dear Myf Gin … you’re not on the mother's ruin again? Got to tell you this, or maybe I did, can't remember. Last week I went to the bingo as I fancied a little night of excitement and decided to have a little tipple of Gin. Well, actually ended up with several gins, as you do. Bloody hell, I didn’t half show myself up! Nothing new there I can hear you say, but I won - I flaming won and got so excited I lost my bloody false teeth in the glass. There they were - staring at me. A great big cheesy smile and me with all me gums exposed! Well I just left quickly. So quick in fact that I left the bloody things behind. Didn’t have the guts to fish them out and stick them back in with hundreds of people staring at me. Somebody got a nice new pair of teeth! In a rush, must go. Love Mor x #myfanwyandmorwenna #gin #bingo #wonatthebingo #falseteeth #leftinahurry Dear Myf Just a quickie love, been a bit out of sorts. By the way, I don’t have sex these day … it’s bloody healed up! So, just to keep you in the loop. That bloody UTI - I ended up with cystitis and a visit to the quack again. Oh God, this time the legs were flung apart and he started to peer up a very dark tunnel - I felt he was searching for my tonsils. The worry was I could feel the bristles on his chin against my legs and his hot breath shooting up a place where its not supposed to be!!!! But oh my flaming God, to top that I felt the rumbles of wind setting sail on it’s way down the winding channels of my bowel and, yeh you guessed, I flaming well let rip! it was such a violent explosion that as he shot back the rush of wind blew off his toupee! Think I need to register elsewhere before I’m struck off! Bye love, gotta go Speak soon Yours always Mor x #Myfanwyandmorwenna #UTI #doctors #darktunnel #wind #fart #bristles #hotbreath #tonsils #toupee |
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