Dear Mor You'll be pleased to know that I've finally got rid of the stench of horse shit. It's taken a good week, but finally people are beginning to sit next to me again on the bus. Right, I'm going to have a moan now because the Twat in the Hat is back to his old tricks again. What gives him the right to think the dishwasher is solely his property? I mean, for God's sake Mor, every time I pop something in there he bloody rearranges it. There are no sodding rules that says cups must go here and cutlery must go this way up. So last week I'm putting a cup in and he suddenly rushes into the kitchen like bloody Usain Bolt and as soon as my hand is off the cup he picks it up and moves it! Un-bloody-believable!! Well, you'll be quite proud of me - I kept quite calm, gave him one of my looks and walked out of the kitchen. But I'm telling you Mor, he does that one more time and he's in serious danger of having the cup rammed up his sodding arse! Bloody men!!!! Speak soon, lots of love Myf xxxx #horseshit #smell #dishwasher #menandgadgets
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