Good day to you Myf It’s been a while, but hey good things are always worth waiting for, so I know you will be delighted to hear from your dear old friend today. Now now, the post mortem thing was so fascinating that I’ve been stuck to the book and didn’t look up for days. So much so that when I did my bloody joints had seized up and I could hardly move. And to top the lot I had piles - you know haemorrhoids, not piles of other stuff. They were hanging down like a bunch of grapes! Bugger me what pain, need to get some of that Germaloid cream and try and push them back up!! Wonder if you can still buy those rubber rings to sit on, could do with one. Didn’t you use one once and have you still got it? Enough of my problems. I can hear you saying FFS Mor get a grip hahahah. So how the devil are you? How's the Twat in the Hat? You have gone a bit quiet on that one, have you buried him under the patio? We're away for the bank holiday weekend. I’m trying to write this letter and himself is giving me a running commentary on the TV. God I can bloody hear it, just because I’m writing to you don’t mean my ears don’t work…..agggggggh!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of hearing have you made an appointment yet? I can’t be doing with texting you all the time when we are on holiday next, my fingers are getting worn to the bone! Gotta go, kettle's boiling so time for a coffee. Love, your ever suffering friend Mor x #piles #haemorrhoids #ointment #germaloid #bunchofgrapes
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